I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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