I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Its about making memories worth repressing
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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