I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
