so that wasnt chicken after all
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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