I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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