its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
and she was petting her beer can
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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