READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
farters have to be the big spoon...
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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