Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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