Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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