wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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