Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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