Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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