why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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