it hurts more in the daytime
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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