I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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