dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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