There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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