woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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