He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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