I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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