I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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