Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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