How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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