I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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