I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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