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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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