Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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