what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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