i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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