rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
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