His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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