all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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