i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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