My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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