Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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