talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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