she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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