Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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