Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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