you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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