Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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