we have officially lost it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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