Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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