stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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