I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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