I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
