Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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