I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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