Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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