The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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