How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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