there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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