I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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