Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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