dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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