Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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