if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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